Thursday, September 7, 2017

Eggplant

by: Sebastian

Eggplant is the most disgusting, vile, and most unpopular vegetable. It is purple and it tastes like sawdust. It takes 120 days in vicious, hot weather to ripen. Only the most foolish chefs use it and still they are smart enough to only use a tiny bit of it. Trust me on this one, never ever eat eggplant.
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