Sebastian: "I wish I had the force"
Me: "Yeah. That would be epic."
Sebastian: "I would use it to get down the Easter candy, because you know, once you have the force you can't undo it."
Me: "Well, then I wouldn't buy any more candy."
Sebastian: "Yes you would. I would force choke you."
Me: "Well, that isn't very nice!"
Sebastian: "I guess I am Darth Vader."